Before Committing A Gross Misdeed... - POEM

Does it smell

When gases exit your rectum..

Yes, sure as shit

It does...

It has an effect on you

Your surroundings

Hell, the people around you

Sure as shit they know

Something smells like shit

In the same respect as this

I offer my sentiment

To anyone who

Plans, commits or plots

A misdeed, with or with no

Misgivings;

If you think it will affect

Someone

Or something

Nearby or far away

Negatively,

Liken it to a stink

If you must,

Quote me,

As you will,

But reconsider your thoughts

On committing anything

Remotely close,

In aroma or shape or form,

To a gross

Misdeed...

© Dean R Boic 2016 (image courtesy of youtube.com)