Before Committing A Gross Misdeed... - POEM

Does it smell
When gases exit your rectum..
Yes, sure as shit
It does...
It has an effect on you
Your surroundings
Hell, the people around you
Sure as shit they know
Something smells like shit
In the same respect as this
I offer my sentiment
To anyone who
Plans, commits or plots
A misdeed, with or with no
If you think it will affect
Or something
Nearby or far away
Liken it to a stink
If you must,
Quote me,
As you will,
But reconsider your thoughts
On committing anything
Remotely close,
In aroma or shape or form,
To a gross

© Dean R Boic 2016 (image courtesy of


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